DUDE KILLER: THE OPERA

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sophia loren loved her husband so much!

new crush, hugh acheson

i want him to tell me how to pick out vegetables and what pimento cheese is and correct my grammar and kiss my face

The Landlord

you had to be there

ya ruby d, i like your titties

I got to get me this bonnet

-emmmma

james baldwin is my dream

-e(veryone)mma

the most disgusting sex scene ever

In Frankie and Johnny,  Al Pacino and Michelle Pfieffer do it and then eat LEFTOVER MEATLOAF OFF OF MICHELLE PFIEFFER’S CHEST and then do it some more.

I puked.

-Ferron